introducing xinyi, yeeling, ME, weiliang, john and daphne
there's still one more but she's taking the photo
here she is.. fungwee. i have no idea how come she look like that. notice my hands are to myself. there was no way i was involve in putting that orgasm look on her face. although i do have magic fingers. or so i've heard. *ahem*
anyway, i bet she's gonna gonna kill me and say 'fuck you ali!' when she read what i just wrote. i know she will. she's always wanted to kill me at many ocassions.
SEE! i got proof! caught in the act somemore.
now first lemme introduce to you the bunch of people i do like almost every single project in uni with!
really nice fun bunch of people who think my jokes are always lame and like to destroy my usb fan. its like apart from them, i probably like have only 3 other friends in SIM. fucked up school where everyone is damn unfriendly.
lets go through them one by one
there's fungwee who's so skinny she makes leggings look like skinny jeans.
there's john who only eats yongtaufoo for lunch and nothing else.
here's yeeling who spends her time either playing texas poker on facebook, shopping at those livejournal blogshops or in her free time, engaging in SM.
and of course, weiliang. who always books 2 aisle seats for me in the lecture hall. one for my bag and one for me. and not forgeting, totally endures my incessant whining about every random thing that passes through my mind.
anyway, the night was fun. started off with some drinks and loads of camwhoring!
tyra will be proud. make it fierce darling. fierceeeee!
john's tongue is blue in this picture. maybe he was licking xinyi's dress before this or giving doraemon a blowjob.
weiliang totally chui here!
and then fungwee said..
'ali's you've taken waaaaay too many photos already. you better stop it this minute! or else i will shove this finger up your ass!!'
now as much as i love taking photos, the thought of fungwee's finger up my ass was not exactly appealing. finger so skinny, where go shiok right?
so anyway, i was minding my own business after that, channelling sasha fierce on the dancefloor when suddenly...
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i was Yuzhu-ed by a bunch of Robert Zhangs. in other words, rape, if you didnt understand the reference to The Little Nonya. joanne peh won best actress for that scene okay.
now if you've wondering why i'm still smiling although i'm being gang raped. its not because i immensely enjoyed the pleasure and warmth of having weiliang's hands wrapped around my body but instead, its because i saw a flash. its like a reflex. whenever a camera flashes, i smile. sometimes it happens during a thunderstorm too when the lightning strikes.
gang rape leader. the evil SIA air stewardess attacks!
post rape trauma. donno why but i needed a ciggarette after that.
john was like so tired after the gang rape that he dozed off on 3 occasions.
going once..
going twice..
GONE.
lol
tremendously fun night. you guys are bananas!
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xoxo
