desire

i've been thinking about making this decision for quite a while actually. in fact, ever since i saw the picture, i couldnt stop contemplating about it. in the end, i decided to just go for it.

so i brought the picture along with me. placed it nicely in my wallet and slotted it into my backpocket. put on my tshirt and made my way to the building. this building was located in a discreet part of the area. not many people were around at that time which is good for me as it means i wouldnt wait long.

i stood in front of the building, contemplating my decision one last time. i told myself to just go for it. i've come all the way and to turn back would only make my efforts futile. pushed open the big glass door and there she was, Nurul.

Nurul is a malay girl around 1.6metres in height probably around her early twenties. now you wouldnt call her chubby nor was she skinny. i guess fleshy was the only appropriate word that came to mind. her hair was dyed copper brown and heavy eyeliner lined her big almond eyes. one thing that separated nurul from the rest of the girls in the room were her bosoms. so big and prominent she made all other girls look like flat chested teenage girls.

when i came into the room, nurul looked at me with her eyes and i smiled. she smiled back. i didnt want to waste any precious time so i went straight to the point. i took out my wallet and passed her the picture that i kept inside. i told her what i was here for and she was only too please to adhere to my wants. she knew i didnt do this often so she guided me slowly what to do.

i was thankful that i met nurul. she was polite and always had a smile on her face. i took one look at her again and i couldnt hold it in any longer. so i told what was on my mind.

"hmm, can i... mm.. i want.. both breasts"

she looked at me again with her eager eyes

and without her smile wavering she replied..
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"crispy or original?"






ali joe

eternally 12

the battle will soon begin

triumphant or nay, we shall soon see.



ali joe

1 out of 3

today, i made doughnuts. i decorated them with melted chocolate and rainbow sprinkles at the top. so i was in the living room with my parents happily munching on my doughnut while watching this show called 'Lose to win'. its a show were a bunch of overweight people exercise together to lose some pounds and eat healthy. there was this one scene where they kept repeating this phrase that 1 out of every 3 singaporeans is overweight.

and my dad turned around to me and said, 'our family got 3 people ar. so you must be that 1 out of 3.'


irritating!



alijoe

note to self

spraying air freshener at a cockroach does not kill it, it only makes it smell like a bouquet of fresh flowers.

a better and more effective way of killing it is by smacking it with a broom as it was clearly demonstrated by mother.


alijoe

urghhhh!

OMG ALI!!!!

YOU BETTER START STUDYING!!!!!!

EXAMS in less than 2 weeks and you got 5 subjects to study for!!!

STOP PROCRASTINATING! STOP WATCHING SHOWS ONLINE!!!


oh lord ganesh, shiva, murugan help me now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cherry on top

the highlight of the night was not mstrkrft, it was seeing you again.


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ali joe

formation of lard

i spent my sunday and monday totally nua-ing at home. did totally nothing at all. it feels weird i guess considering the past few weeks, even on weekends, most of my time and energy has been focussed on my school projects.

now, over these two days, i wake up between 12 to 2pm. eat a cornetto ice cream cone for breakfast. watch desperate housewives, family guy, the simpsons, the cleveland show and jackass 3. jackass 3 is funny shit by the way. its like a bunch of people doing retarded stunts just for the fun of it. there was this one scene where they put chocolate pudding in a pair of diapers and placed it in the rubbish bin. then this guy from jackass acted as a homeless guy and rummaged thru the rubbish bin for food. then he found the diaper, open it up, made sure everyone saw the chcoclate pudding which looks like shit and gobbled it up in front of them. you should have seen everyone's face. PRICELESS!!

anyway, i also watched some documentaries about nostradamus and the end of the world. did you know, nostradamus, some smart guy who can predict stuff, predicted the world is gonna end in 2012. both the ancient Mayan calendar and chinese I Ching book made a more exact prediction. both predicted the world will end on december 21, 2012. i bet Santa's going 'damnnnn i finally get to take the week off.'

i also played king of fighters, marvel vs capcom, xmen vs street fighter and mortal kombat till i got sick of it.

the rest of the time i spent on reading magazines and eating.


life is so hard. *flicks hair*





alijoe

you've got male

guys who like to act cute are so zexy no?


oui!
oui!
oui!

xoxo
ALI-JOE

esca later

i CANTSTANDIT when people stop before taking the escalator to choose a step. you get what i mean? like they stand at the beginning of the escalator and wait a little while before they step on. what exactly are they waiting for? a neon pink step that lights up when you stand on it?

AJ

before & after

i noticed i dont really blog much about my uni mates. probably because they're a bunch that dont really like to take fotos as much as i do. well since one of the criteria for our Strategic Marketing project is to include a group foto in the report, we took one today and knowing me, i wouldnt let any of my unedited fotos be published. so i just HAD TO edit the foto first before we put it in the report.

i did mention that i will never let my unedited be published but i'll make an exception especially for this entry. =P


heres how the photo looks like before any editing was done.


and this is how its gonna look like in the report..

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nice?

xoxo
Ali-Joe